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40 Cat Valentine Puns and Sayings: Be Mine Fur-Ever

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With the season of love upon us, a lot of us may be thinking of what to gift and treat our loved ones. Finding a gift is one thing, but thinking of the right words to express our feelings is another. Luckily for cat lovers, witty cat puns can make anyone laugh and feel good inside! Here, we’ve gathered 40 paw-some cat puns to add to your Valentine’s vocabulary!

Whether you’re writing them on Valentine’s cards, love letters, social media captions, or straight up reciting it to your loved one, these 40 purr-fect cat puns will paw-sitively whisker your partner off their feet! Be sure to read all of them too!


Top 40 Cat Valentine Puns and Sayings

13 Simple Cat Pun Compliments

Simple and sweet, here are 13 cat puns that will make your partner’s day. Use these phrases to casually give them compliments, while still acknowledging their love for cats!

  • I like your cattitude.
  • You’re kinda pawsome.
  • I think you’re really purre
  • You are purrfect.
  • We’re purrfect together!
  • I’m pawsitive that I want to be with you!
  • Just wanted to say that you’re ameowzing!
  • Thanks for being the moew-st amazing valentine ever!
  • You are the Purr-fect Valentine.
  • You’re the purr-fect match for me.
  • You’re the cat’s whiskers to me.
  • You’re the cat’s meow in my book.
  • I’m pawsitively smitten with you.
gray and white shorthair cat with ear tipped
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14 Sweet Valentine Cat Puns

Valentine’s season is all about being sweet, heartfelt, and affectionate. These phrases are witty ways to express your feelings. Here are 14 cat puns perfect for the season of love!

  • Today would’ve been claw-ful without you, fur-real.
  • When I’m with you I’m feline good.
  • It would be a catastrophe if you don’t date me.
  • It’s Valentine’s day again? You’ve cat to be kitten!
  • I’d love to Whisk-er you away this Valentine’s Day.
  • I love you so Meow-ch, Valentine.
  • I love Mew, Valentine.
  • Will you be Meow Valentine?
  • I’m not kitten when I say I love you.
  • I’ve got a cattitude, but I’m still head-over-tails for you.
  • I’m feline in love with you.
  • You make my heart meow.
  • I’m claw-fully in love with you.
  • I’m not lion when I say I love you.

13 Witty Cat Pun Pick-Up Lines

Smooth or cheesy, everybody loves a good pick-up line. Pick-up lines are witty, clever, and are very impressive—especially if the humor is perfect. In addition, these all contain cat puns! Here are 13 clever cat pun pick-up lines that will surely whisker anyone off their feet!

  • Are you a cat? Because you are purr-fect.
  • Are you a scratching post? Because I can’t keep my paws off you.
  • Are you a ball of yarn? Because I want to play with you all day.
  • Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, like a cat chasing a laser pointer.
  • Do you believe in love at first purr? Or do I need to walk by again?
  • If you were a catnip toy, I’d never let you out of my sight.
  • Excuse me, do you have a sunbeam? Because I’m feeling a little chilly without you.
  • You must be a mouse, because you have me chasing after you.
  • Can I be your scratching post? Because I can’t resist your touch.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you, because you’re making me feel like I’m in a cat-astrophic heat wave.
  • Are we a litter box? ‘Cause I’m digging you!
  • My love for you is like a hairball, I can’t hold it in.
  • I’m a cool cat but my heart’s on fire for you.
Lilac Point Ragdoll cat
Image By: Deden Alifa, Pexels


How to Use Cat Puns During the Valentine’s Season

Sweet and cheesy phrases with cat puns are delightful ways to make any cat lover smile. They are purr-fect for Valentine’s cards and love letters, especially if you’re going for a humorous approach! To add to the charm, be sure to add pictures or graphics of cats to go along with the puns!

With the booming use of social media, captioning cat pun phrases in those sweet and affectionate Valentine’s posts can also be a clever addition to your photos!

Spontaneously mentioning them out loud is also a fun way to inject humor in your conversations, especially during the love season. Timing and execution is very important, so be sure to read and familiarize yourself with as many phrases and sayings of cat Valentine’s puns as you can from this article!



If your loved one is a cat lover, these cat puns are sure to make their Valentine’s day fun and memorable. Some may be cheesy, some may be witty, some may even be forced, but that’s all part of the fun!

These 40 cat Valentine’s puns are clever ways to make your Valentine’s season more enjoyable—but don’t limit yourself to this shortlist! Remember, one can never give too many cat puns, the same way one can never give too much love. Thank you for reading, and Happy Valentine’s Day!

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