Naming your cat can be a fun task, but it can also be difficult to come up with the perfect name. If you’re stuck for ideas, why not consider an old lady’s name? There are plenty of hilarious options to choose from, and your cat will love having a unique name that no one else has.
So, take a look at these old lady names for cats and see if any of them are perfect for your furry friend.
How to Name Your Cat
There are a lot of things to consider when naming your cat. You want a name that is unique but not too out there. You also want a name that reflects your cat’s personality. But most importantly, you want a name that you will be able to live with for the rest of your cat’s life.
Here are some tips to help you choose the perfect name for your cat:
Think about your cat’s personality. Is she shy or outgoing? Playful or laid-back? Naming your cat after her personality will help you bond with her and make it easier for you to remember her name.
Consider your cat’s physical appearance. Does she have unique markings or a certain coloration? Naming your cat after her physical appearance can be a great way to find a name that is both unique and meaningful.
Pay attention to your cat’s meows. Does she have a certain way of meowing that is distinct from other cats? Naming your cat after her meow can be a fun way to find a name that is both unique and meaningful.
Get creative! There are no rules when it comes to naming your cat. So, if you can’t seem to find the perfect name, get creative and make up your own.
Vintage Female Cat Names
There’s something so timeless about vintage names, which is why they make such great options for female cats. If you’re looking for a vintage name for your cat, take a look at some of these popular options.
Ada
Agatha
Agnus
Bertha
Bonnie
Brenda
Darlene
Deirdre
Edith
Elouise
Ethel
Faye
Florence
Geraldine
Gertrude
Gladys
Hazel
Imelda
Imogen
Irene
Jean
Karen
Lucille
Mabel
Maggie
Matilda
Mavis
Mildred
Noreen
Norma
Octavia
Olive
Patricia
Penelope
Priscilla
Sally
Selma
Sylvia
Vera
Viola
Violet
Wilma
Winifred
Cat Names Inspired by TV and Movie Mature Ladies
Old ladies play key parts in storytelling media. Their larger-than-life personalities and often outrageous behavior make them ideal candidates for funny cat names. If you’re looking for a name inspired by a TV or movie character, check out some of these popular options.
Blanche – Golden Girls
Bonnie – Mom
Daisy – Driving Miss Daisy
Delores – Harry Potter
Donna – Mamma Mia
Dorothy – Golden Girls
Eudora – The Addams Family
Frankie – Grace & Frankie
Grace – Grace & Frankie
Magda – There’s Something About Mary
Maude – Harold and Maude
Minerva McGonagall – Harry Potter
Miss. Shepherd – The Lady in the Van
Moira – Schitt’s Creek
Mrs. Doubtfire – Mrs. Doubtfire
Mrs. Trunchbull – Matilda
Red – Orange Is the New Black
Rose – Golden Girls
Rosie – Mamma Mia
Sophia – Golden Girls
Tanya – Mamma Mia
Ursula – The Little Mermaid
History-Making Ladies
Women are amongst the most powerful and influential people in the world. They’ve made their mark on history, and their names are sure to make a lasting impression on your cat. If you’re looking for a name with some historical significance, look no further.
Amelia Earhart – The first pilot to fly solo and non-stop across the U.S
Audrey Hepburn – Famous actor
Cleopatra – Ancient Leader of Egypt
Frida Khalo – Famous artist
Greta Thunberg – Climate activist
Jane Austen – Author
Jane Goodall – Famous biologist and activist
Joan of Arc – Leader of France
Margaret Thatcher – The first woman prime minister of England
Marie Curie – Nobel prize winner
Maya Angelou – Civil rights activist
Rosa Parks – Activist in the civil rights movement
Saint Theresa – Patron saint of missions
Lady World Leaders
Women have been making strides in the world of politics, and there are now more female world leaders than ever before. Here are some ideas if you’re looking for a name with some political clout for the feline leader of your household.
Angela Merkel (Germany)
Beata Szydło (Poland)
Dalia Grybauskaite (Lithuania)
Erna Solberg (Norway)
Hilary Clinton (United States)
Jacinda Arden (New Zealand)
Kaja Kallas (Estonia)
Kamala Harris (United States)
Michelle Obama (United States)
Theresa May (United Kingdom)
Tsai Ing-Wen (Taiwan)
Royal Names for Majestic Female Cats
Cats are often compared to royalty, so it’s no surprise that there are plenty of regal names fit for a queen. Cats embody all the same values our royal leading ladies do; they are graceful, beautiful, and powerful. If you’re looking for a name with some royal flair, check out our favorites.
Alexandra
Anne
Beatrice
Camilla
Catherine
Charlotte
Diana
Elizabeth
Eugenie
Kate
Katharine
Lilibet
Marina
Meghan
Sophie
Victoria
Zara
Final Thoughts
Let’s face it—there’s nothing much funnier than a grumpy cat named Gertrude, right? So, if you’re looking for a hilarious name for your cat, look no further than this list of old lady names. From classic vintage names to modern monikers inspired by pop culture, there’s sure to be a perfect fit for your feline friend.
Featured Image Credit: Kolomenskaya Kseniya, Shutterstock
After an early start in the veterinary industry and as a conservation educator at Disney’s Animal Kingdom in Florida, Sophie has since been a successful Zookeeper and Conservationist, specializing in native New Zealand species. When she isn't bird watching in native forests or crawling through the underbrush at midnight searching for rare frog species, she can be found with her husband on their sheep and beef station, far from civilization. Alongside them, they have 2 cats, 9 chickens, and 11 dogs (most notably, her sidekick, a black Labrador aptly named Jellybean). Sophie enjoys her writing career as it provides opportunities to help and support pet owners of all kinds to give animals the best welfare possible. The only downside is the long list of strange searches in her internet history!...Read more