Horses are wonderful and magical creatures, geared for dedicated and mature pet owners. There are many breeds that we can choose from when searching for not only a new pet but a new best friend. Whether your heart is set on a trailblazer, a show-stopper, a free-spirit, mini-mane, or gentle giant, there is sure to be a breed catering to all types of owners. Once your mare has settled in, the last item on the docket is to give them their name!
We understand that horses are deep, majestic, and incredibly intelligent creatures – but taking a witty spin on a name may be a fun and cute idea. We have gathered one master list of comical and punny names that includes so many options bound to leave you laughing – a must-read to the very end!
No matter your horse’s temperament, we are sure there is a perfectly fitting name that’s both amusing and well suited for them!
Funny Female Horse Names
Funny Male Horse Names
Horse Pun Names
There isn’t anything quite like a good pun. So if you can rope one in with your pet’s name – pure gold! Not only are they great conversation starters, but they will also be incredibly memorable to anyone meeting your steed for the first time! These are the best horse pun names:
Funny Race Horse Names
Racehorse names tend to be a bit wild to begin with, but you won’t believe how many there are that are quite hilarious. Here we have listed our favorites below. With a little creativity, you may even be able to create your own!
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Finding the Right Funny Name for Your Horse
Although horses are not typically a funny or goofy pet, pairing them with a humorous name may be the yin to their majestic yang. You should consider riding out all of the fun and quirky options before settling on something you may not love later on.
We know that when it comes to selecting a name, there is no list better than ours when it comes to great and hilarious suggestions. Whether you are set on Hayday, Harry Trotter, or something completely different, we know your horse will get a total kick out of their new name.
If you weren’t able to find the right fit here, please check out one of our other horse name lists linked below:
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