There’s a reason why cat videos exploded all over the internet back in the day. It’s because these four-legged, lovable bundles of fur are as funny as it gets. Well, the humor doesn’t have to stop there. There are plenty of cat-related puns to go around, too.
Let’s face it, who isn’t up for some cheesy, cringeworthy puns to throw at unsuspecting friends and family? So, whether you are feline like brushing up on some cat-related puns to put in your verbal arsenal or you just need a good laugh, keep reading.
Paws and Purrs
You’re the cat’s paw-jamas!
Try to stay paw-sitive.
Anything is paw-sible
Time to take a paws and calm down.
Paw-lease listen to me!
Paw-don me.
Live long and paws-per.
This is a subject I am very paw-ssionate about.
Sit up straight! Remember good paw-sture.
That was quite the faux paw.
I just can’t paw-form under these conditions!
It’s all about having a pawsitive attitude.
Paw-don my French.
The police are searching for the paw-purr-trator.
My favorite color is purr-ple.
I’m definitely more of a cat purrson than a dog person.
You are purr-fect just the way you are!
You have an amazing purr-sonality!
Quit being a purr-vert.
Happy Purr-thday!
You’re so purr-ty.
Been spendin’ most their lives, livin’ in the gangsta’s purr-adise.
I’d like to go to Taco Bell and order a purr-ito.
Purr-haps.
You are very purr-suasive.
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Time to Bring Out the Claws (and Fur)
That was a claw-ver joke.
That sounds claw-ful!
You are acting a bit radi-claw.
You are claw-some!
You look absolutely claw-less in that dress!
It seems you are completely claw-less about what’s going on.
All kitten aside, these really aren’t that funny.
I’m feline just fine!
Well, that was a cat- astrophe.
Wow, you are really cathletic.
You are being a chatty Cat-hy.
My favorite day of the week is Cat-urday.
You are quite the cat-ch.
She colored her hair cat-inum blonde.
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Some Cheesy Cat Jokes Because, Why Not?
What would cats paint if they could? Paw-traits.
What is an alley cat’s favorite hobby? Bowling.
What is the first thing a cat does in the morning? Read the mewspaper.
Who does a cat call in the event of an emergency? Purramedics or Claw Enforcement.
What word do millennial cats use too often? Litter-ally.
When is a cat’s favorite time to shop? When there’s a buy one get one furry sale.
What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
How do cats end an argument? They hiss and makeup.
Why did the cat sing in the shower? He was feeling rather mewsical.
Why wasn’t the cat being friendly? She was in a bad mewd.
Why are cats bad at making decisions? They are easily purrplexed.
What is a cat’s favorite way to shop? Using the cat-a-logue.
Where do cats like to go when they visit the city? The mew-seum.
What is a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice Krispies
Which breed of cat has the best purr? Purrsians
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Conclusion
Okay, so these puns and jokes were a bit a-paw-ling but it’s all in good fun. We laughed, we cringed, but we had an all-around good time. There is one last thing we need to share with you, and while we hate to be the bearers of bad news- even with all these hiss-terical puns fresh in your mind, you still won’t be as funny as your cat. It’s alright though, you’re only human.
I am a wife, mother, nature enthusiast, animal lover, and business major. I was born and raised in Ohio but now live in Tulsa, Oklahoma. We share our home with a German Shepherd, several snakes, tarantulas, and a couple rescue cats. he importance of proper animal care, with an emphasis on reptiles and exotics since their care requirements can be much more complex. I am also a huge advocate for bully breeds. I feel most at home in the forest either on horseback or in hiking boots....Read more
